This poem will be very brief.
It’s a tribute to our Editor in Chief,
Who really knows how to conjure rhymes,
And tell off the infamous New York Times.
He loves our people oh so dearly,
But sees their quirks extremely clearly.
And does he ever have an accurate feel,
For the foibles of Bibi & Co. in Isra-el!
The New Jersey Jewish News is so so lucky,
To have at the helm someone so wise and plucky,
A guy whose words are nonpareil,
Kol ha kavod, Andrew Silow-Carroll.